legalmexican:

samaelcarver:

The Meme of our Years.

this post is beautiful

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clacl:

i bet he sells … quack

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wrrench:

YOU ARE THE DANCING QUEEN
YOUNG AND SWEET ONLY SEVENTEEN

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OH YEAH

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Customer Service Problem #34

emilycoffin:

floatinginthedark:

Unpleasant customers who complain and say they’d rather go somewhere else.

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Every. God. Damn. Time.

Me erryday

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crime-and-puns:

*sets entire english language on fire*

crime-and-puns:

*sets entire english language on fire*

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klefable:

shockingly, kids are sick and tired of paying hundreds of dollars for overpriced stacks of paper!!!!!! who wouldve thought!!!!!!

klefable:

shockingly, kids are sick and tired of paying hundreds of dollars for overpriced stacks of paper!!!!!! who wouldve thought!!!!!!

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Status: Rain! :)
Older person on Facebook: Us too, so badly needed as well. Tell your mom I said hi. How is the family? Tell everyone hi from us. We miss you all so much. Wish we could be there. You're a beautiful young woman.

bunnyhoodlum:

i find bad jokes funnier than funny jokes

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When people say ‘This is my baby,’ they don’t always mean a baby. Sometimes they mean a dog.
A Somali student, on what has surprised her most about the United States (via 391705)

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